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Breathe Deep, Dude

Take a big puff. It’s cool. That HEPA 4-stage filtration is some primo stuff.

“Are you sure this Sanyo Air Washer is what you want for your graduation present?”

Totally, Mom. And I can take it with me to college in the fall. I’m, uh, really concerned about the air quality in the dorms. I guess. Yeah. Good thing the filter lasts 4 years. You know, just like college.

“It just seems like when you’re graduating high school, you’d want something a little more exciting, more fun. After all that hard work, don’t you want to blow off some steam?”

Oh, I’ve got that covered. The Air Washer will make it easier for me to (finger quotes) blow off steam, as you say, and not get caught.

“What do you mean, ‘caught’?”

By, uh, airborne allergens, I mean. Yeah, thinking about those germs and bacteria and stuff flying around, that’s a real buzzkill.

“Well, maybe if you kept that room cleaned up a little more, it wouldn’t be a problem. I try to get in there and dust when I can, but-”

Yeah, about that… you don’t need to do that anymore. The Air Washer will take care of 99.97% of airborne particles, so there’s no reason for you to go into my room and, you know, snoop around, or, or clean up or anything, OK? I’ll even put a towel under my door so none of my dust, or whatever, gets out into the rest of the house.

“OK, OK, you’ll get your Sanyo Air Washer Air Purifier, if that’s what you really want. But speaking of cleaning up, do you know who left this thing in the bathroom, on the shelf right under the exhaust fan? It looks like a paper towel roll stuffed with drier sheets. I’m totally clueless about what this could be, or what someone might use it for.”

That’s just what I was thinking.

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